The Edville Gazette On God-Forsaken Eyesores

“We’re loathe to impugn your aesthetic sensibilities… but…”  Article by Edna Farmer EDVILLE—Well, I got an awful lot of mail in response to my piece on cottagers leaving their summer toys piled up all over the place when they bug out for winter. I must have hit a nerve. So I’m going to take up […]

The Edville Gazette On Bulky Return Objects

IKEA’s “Buy Back” Program a Boon for Marriage Counsellors & Truck Enthusiasts Alike Article by Ingmar Grön
 STOCKHOLM—Back in 2019 IKEA announced that it was going to launch a Buy Back initiative that would help its customers “take a stand against excessive consumption.” Since then, the world’s largest furniture manufacturer has taken a sure step […]

The Edville Gazette On Its Origin & Staff

Meet the motley crew responsible for all the laffs You may be wondering; what in the h-e-double hockey sticks is the Edville Gazette? Well, we like to think we’re a pretty great bunch (and so do our subscribers, thank you very much—ed.) but we prefer to let our readers think for themselves. So here’s a […]

The Edville Gazette On 8 Track Troubles In Your Pinto

From the Archives | Back in the Day, We Couldn’t Even Rewind Article by Shirley Stickle   EDVILLE—So, the other day my niece came to the Archives because she wanted to have a gander at our record collection. She’s on this big retro Fleetwood Mac kick nowadays, thanks to that Ticky-Tok app of hers. Well, […]

The Edville Gazette On Reptilian Tears

From the Archives | Crocodile Rockin’ Article by Shirley Stickle EDVILLE—Well, dear readers, I may not be the largest fan of reptilian pets, especially when they happen to be more on the larger side of life, However, I can’t help but be fascinated by anything evolution hasn’t seemed to touch in millions of years. A […]

The Edville Gazette On Bovines In The Bathroom

Potty Training Cows Mark Scientific Breakthrough Article by Holly Honeychurch Did you know cows can be potty trained as easily as toddlers? Maybe even easier. It’s no bull. Scientists were able to train 11 of 16 cows to use a “Moo Loo” when they had to go. Actually, the cows learn about as quickly as […]

The Edville Gazette On Working A Teenage Scam

Kids’ Corner | The Virtues of Volunteering Article by Dick Badger Now, normally I wouldn’t use the kids’ space to plant an idea in the heads of parents, but when you come up with something this brilliant, which happens to me all the time, as Gazette readers know, well, you have an obligation not to […]

The Edville Gazette On Footwear

Shirley Unclogs the Mysteries of Retro Clogs Article by Shirley Stickle EDVILLE—If you think it’s neat that the music from the Seventies is coming back, have I got news for you! According to Vogue, the 1970’s chicest footwear—clogs—is coming back now, too. But did you know that clogs go back a lot further than the […]

The Edville Gazette On Keeping A Sharp Eye Out

Tornado Hunt Article by Shirley Stickle BRIGHTON—Dearest gentle readers, I have been preposterously plunging into the depths of Bridgerton and I cannot fathom how I could have regaled in excitement before this delightful television programme gripped my britches and set me in stitches. Now, I feel posher than ever and I wish to enthrall you […]

The Edville Gazette On Personal Cleanliness

Note To Celebrities: Take a Damn Bath Article by Heddi Bundt EDVILLE—So, after the disturbing revelation from Ashton Kutcher that he performs daily crotch and pit- washes but doesn’t feel it necessary to clean any other parts of his body—now we’re all debating whether giving up bathing is good for us (and the environment). And while […]